Back by popular demand:
"Can we have a test on this?! PLEASE!!!??"
"DAMn; Miss Cook! Cook! Thats the tightest name!"
"I hate that teacher. I should pray for her."
"Miss can I take a picture with you today? I like how you're dressed. You look like a tree"
"Cook- whats wrong? You don't have any arm sleeves or leg warmers on. You only have a weak sauce thing tied around your ankle- your shirt matches your flip flops, your pants look normal, and you only have one necklace on. We're all really worried about you! It was a bad morning huh?"
"I'm sorry- I can't listen when you're hand is in that thing. I can't take you seriously"
me: every when the buzzer rings, you will stand up and move to the seat next to you. You have 3 minutes. Begin
Him: (BUZZ) Where do I go next? Me: to the computer next to you,........ the other side. Yes. good. (BUZZ) Him: Where do I go now? Me: to the computer next to you, no, the other side, you already sat at that computer, yes, that way... good. (BUZZ) Him: Miss Cook? Should I go here, or....? Me: Or WHERE? YES, go THERE... that is the next spot over.. good. (BUZZ): ME: FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!!! (we cycled this about 9 times, I left out about 4 of the moves...)
We turned in Bibliography's. One student titled theirs: " ogerphy thingy" nevermind the fact that he's a senior, been speaking english his whole life, and should have included his period and name at least in the title even if he couldn't quite pull out Bibliography.
"Can we have a test on this?! PLEASE!!!??"
"DAMn; Miss Cook! Cook! Thats the tightest name!"
"I hate that teacher. I should pray for her."
"I stayed up and watched Twilight twice last night. Yes I've read all the books...SSSSHHH- don't tell anyone, they wouldn't let me in the locker room if they found out" (boy) (I told you guys lil gangstas love their bad chick flicks)
"You dressed like a vegan today...""Miss can I take a picture with you today? I like how you're dressed. You look like a tree"
"Cook- whats wrong? You don't have any arm sleeves or leg warmers on. You only have a weak sauce thing tied around your ankle- your shirt matches your flip flops, your pants look normal, and you only have one necklace on. We're all really worried about you! It was a bad morning huh?"
"I'm sorry- I can't listen when you're hand is in that thing. I can't take you seriously"
me: every when the buzzer rings, you will stand up and move to the seat next to you. You have 3 minutes. Begin
Him: (BUZZ) Where do I go next? Me: to the computer next to you,........ the other side. Yes. good. (BUZZ) Him: Where do I go now? Me: to the computer next to you, no, the other side, you already sat at that computer, yes, that way... good. (BUZZ) Him: Miss Cook? Should I go here, or....? Me: Or WHERE? YES, go THERE... that is the next spot over.. good. (BUZZ): ME: FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!!! (we cycled this about 9 times, I left out about 4 of the moves...)
We turned in Bibliography's. One student titled theirs: " ogerphy thingy" nevermind the fact that he's a senior, been speaking english his whole life, and should have included his period and name at least in the title even if he couldn't quite pull out Bibliography.
